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you begin to kiss him passionately. the principal screams and scuttles backwards, right into a student recording the whole incident on camera. the camera topples and shatters. mixed reactions include screams of "NOOOO" "POLICE" and "BRO LMAOO what did she just do-" the principal is trying frantically to punch numbers into his phone, but he seems dazed and scared. finally he trips again and lands on the superintendent, who turns beet red as his tush settles on her face.
"WHY YOU-" she screams and he poops right into her mouth. repulsed, she tries unsuccessfully to wipe the poop away, and when she cant she runs around crying hysterically and screeching HALP HALP MEEE!! now dozens of students have pulled out their phones. you're pretty sure one is taking a quick break in the water fountain. you size up the situation. should you run now, or..

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