idk

you first let out a very smelly fart. people fan the air. oh boy what did i have for dinner last night you think to yourself as you poop. as soon as you're done, people are screaming and yelling for the principal. "whoa girl what did u have for breakfast" one dude exclaims. you poop some more in response. weirdly, your poop sets off the fire alarm and the sprinklers and when the principal enters he barfs. you barf in return. then he barfs again. finally the sprinklers start working and go from light to heavy, raining down on his barf encrusted shirt. he wipes his mouth and races over to u. "NOW LOOKIE HERE MISSIE GET OUT OR IM CALLING THE FBI. now that i think about it I AM CALLING THE FBI!" he screeches. you can smell what he had for breakfast. mustard on a whipped cream-covered bbq sausage. ick-