An Island Adventure

You all sit on the warm sand, chatting and wondering how long it would be until a plane or ship passes and you are rescued.

The pilot, clearly uncomfortable on the sand, wriggles from left to right.

"Well, I can't just sit here. I need to entertain! I'm a triple threat, did you know? I'm a cracking singer, I'm hilarious with the jokes n' that, and I'm also a very sessy dancer. I might do some sessy dancing right now to cheer you all up... or you could just go off into the trees like a bunch of losers!"