An Island Adventure

The pilot rubs his face with a hand and avoids eye contact.

"I needed a wee and we lost control in the storm," he smiles nervously. "We might have crashed a bit."

Other passengers have approached and are now starting to argue with one another.

One of them is saying that if anyone has injured bones, he can help nurse them.
Another man facing the crowd is offering sweets.
A woman is talking about how your fates have become united.
A high-pitched voice in the crowd is complaining how this sort of thing wouldn't happen in Sweden as another person is crying over their lost memory foam pillow and someone else is screaming out for someone to 'save our souls'.
Someone random dude in a hat with goggles is staggering around and shouting 'Jason? Jason!' for no reason you understand...

Somebody really needs to take charge of things!