Big Purple Bear
G: Crude humor, mild language
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You and your sister are taking a lovely walk in an enticing wood. Then, suddenly, a great purple bear pops out and bites off one of your legs! He/she (we never will know, nametag says Barney the Bear) then takes your sister deep into the wood to meet who-knows-what horrors. You:
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You and your sister are taking a lovely walk in an enticing wood. Then, suddenly, a great purple bear pops out and bites off one of your legs! He/she (we never will know, nametag says Barney the Bear) then takes your sister deep into the wood to meet who-knows-what horrors. You: