Bernadette's Awkward Situation!

With a POP sound,the young woman came flying out of the tree trunk on the grass.
"Wow,that was hard work but at least,I'm free now," said Bernadette as she then suddenly noticed a 50 dollar note on the ground and bent over to pick up before being horrified to hear a RIP sound.
The seat of her dress and tights had ripped,exposing her cute curvy behind which was barely covered by pink panties with tiny cupcakes on them.
"This really isn't my day," said Bernadette as she used her denim jacket to cover up the hole in her dress and tights before beginning to laugh as she then drove back home again.
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