A New Home in the Country

You look down at your hand and remember, through some bizarre dream logic, that you were the subject of a risky medical procedure that would replace your damaged hand with a dog's jaw, because dogs carry things in their mouth or something stupid like that.

Anyway, it came with a fetching wristwatch that doubled as a flea collar, so you're not too upset.

The guy behind the counter pipes up though, and says, "You'll have to pay for that, sir."