The Adventures of George W. Bush
While disappointed that you won't be getting any today, you decide that a nice long walk with your beloved would be almost as good.
"Come on, Laura! Let's go take a walk in the Rose Garden."
You spend the entire day together, walking all throughout Washington and taking in the sights. As the day progresses, you realize that your demanding job is putting too much strain on your marraige, and that you don't get to spend enough time with Laura. Even though she doesn't put out as much as you would like, she's still the most perfect woman for you.
You resign the Presidency the next day and take a 20-year long romantic vacation. You and Laura live happily ever after!
"Come on, Laura! Let's go take a walk in the Rose Garden."
You spend the entire day together, walking all throughout Washington and taking in the sights. As the day progresses, you realize that your demanding job is putting too much strain on your marraige, and that you don't get to spend enough time with Laura. Even though she doesn't put out as much as you would like, she's still the most perfect woman for you.
You resign the Presidency the next day and take a 20-year long romantic vacation. You and Laura live happily ever after!