The Adventures of George W. Bush

Laura gives in. "Oh, all right, if I must." she says while gritting her teeth. She glances down at the book she had been reading, smiles to herself, and follows you to the bedroom.

After an unusually passionate lovemaking session, you lie on your back, grinning to yourself, and drift off to sleep.

Suddenly you feel a searing pain in your most private area. You scream at the top of your lungs! Oh, the humanity!

I won't get into the gory details, but let's just say that Laura had been reading a biography about John Wayne Bobbitt before you came to see her...and for the rest of your life, your friends refer to you as "Stubby".

Your life is ruined!
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