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The Adventures of George W. Bush

You apologize to your dad about that old DUI conviction. Probably not a wise move.

"WHY YOU LITTLE PANSY!" your dad roars. "NO SON OF MINE WILL EVER APOLOGIZE FOR HIS MISTAKES! YOU SHOULD ACT LIKE IT NEVER HAPPENED. NO MAN IN THE BUSH FAMILY MAKES MISTAKES!"

You sit in silence for a few moments. You think the yelling is finally over. Wrong.

"GET OUT OF MY FACE, GEORGE!"

Where do you go now?