The Adventures of George W. Bush
"I'd love some pie, Mom! What kind is it?"
She replies, "Apple pie, dear. Your favorite!"
She hands you a plate of fresh tasty apple pie. You devour it almost instantly. Sadly, you've been away from home so long that you have forgotten how terrible your mother's cooking is. You begin to choke on a piece of the pie!
Barbara begins to scream. "Help! Help! My baby's choking! AAAAAAAHHHH!"
Too bad she never learned the Heimlich manuver. You choke to death.
She replies, "Apple pie, dear. Your favorite!"
She hands you a plate of fresh tasty apple pie. You devour it almost instantly. Sadly, you've been away from home so long that you have forgotten how terrible your mother's cooking is. You begin to choke on a piece of the pie!
Barbara begins to scream. "Help! Help! My baby's choking! AAAAAAAHHHH!"
Too bad she never learned the Heimlich manuver. You choke to death.
