The Adventures of George W. Bush

"Bring back the Crusades!" you command. Since it is a holy war you wish for, it is a holy war you shall have. Judeo-Christian troops in Iraq start forcing all Muslims to convert to our faith. Since it's our faith, it has to be the right one, right?

This soon leads to an international holy war that lasts for 1000 years. You are forever known as the despicable man that started it. Congratulations.
End Of Story