The Adventures of George W. Bush

Written by curmudgeon / PG: Parental Guidance Suggested / 8.36 (25 ratings) (25)
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I guess you should have paid more attention in school, George. It wasn't Canada that attacked the United States in 1812, it was the British Empire. Canada didn't become an independent country until 1867.

Your war effort fails. Due to intesnse public ridicule, you resign the Presidency.
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Room 17771 created by curmudgeon on Aug 22, 2004
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