The Stanley Parable (Book edition)

Oh my, it looks like it's going to get a bit dark. Have you brought a light?

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Oh no no no no no. This is far too open-ended than I had in mind. I'm looking for something more narrow and linear, something that really makes you feel utterly irrelevant. This won't do it at all. One out of five; even the diamonds couldn't save this one. Okay, new game!