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A Very Pyoko Adventure
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Zaratustra
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After spitting a big wad of tobacco in you face he smacks you up the side of the head with jar of rock candy. He jumps over the counter assumes his fightin' pose.
You have 5 choices:
Point to a corner of the ceiling and ask, "What's that?" then sucker punch him.
Attempt to plant your boot squarely between his testicles.
Draw your sword.
Draw your pistol.
Turn yella and run for the hills.
