A Very Pyoko Adventure

Everdred sees you enter Purgatory Park and jumps from the roof to attack you. Fortunately, he trips and sprains his ankle on the gray haze. Unfortunately, you're a ghost and his moxie quickly overwhelms what little remains of your physical power.
You fully expect Everdred to violate you with his superior strength and libido, but he just kills you (again), permanently banishing your soul to oblivion.

Sorry, that's it. I bet you were expecting a juicy, explicit description, weren't you?