The Paradox Factor

You are in a dark room. You smell hay and cow manure. You walk on.

Suddenly, you see a man standing with his back to you. What is he doing? He is up to something. He's a very bad man. He needs to be...removed.

You walk quietly up behind him. In your hand you feel something solid. The man begins to turn around, he's going to see you! You look down and see that you are holding a hammer. You swing it with full force!