The Jenn Frank SuperMegaAdventureFun Tour

The cab pulls up and drops Jenn off at Notre Dame. The driver helps Jenn with her bags, and then speeds away, leaving her at the curb.

Presently, an animated gentleman introduces himself. He has stooped shoulders and one very lazy eye.

"Shit," Jenn says, realizing she's trapped in a feature-length cartoon.

She...