The Jenn Frank SuperMegaAdventureFun Tour

Upon checking the email from Jay Blackman, Jenn realizes that he's serious about his claims of Pete Hake being "Mr. Right Now." And he smells like a urinal cake. But not necessarily in that order.

After realizing that her beloved also reeks like a toilet puck, Jenn Frank shoves her finger down her throat, vomitting Lucky Charms onto the keyboard, electrifying her. The ensuing electrical outage also shuts down the Xbox, where Michael Emmons was just about to kick ass on "Flawless Cowboy." Tough shit.
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