Blind Date

You order more shots and more drinks. Sara matches you drink for drink, but she begins to get a little unsteady on her feet. You put your arm around her to hold her up.

"Take me drunk, I'm home!", she yells out.

Suddenly, like a blond mating call, men begin to press up on all sides. They are pulling and prodding at Sara. You quickly take her out of the bar as the buzzing cloud of men follow. You manage to get her into a cab just in time.

Zzzzzzzzz.....

You look over and see that she has passed out. You try to wake her, but she is out for good.

You decide to do the honourable thing. You take her home, put her on her front porch, ring the doorbell and run like hell!

THE END
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