Blind Date

Suddenly her eyes light up and her breasts start to heave with excitement.

"I LOVE philosophy! It makes me so.... excited!", she says with a purr.

"And to answer your question, it's obvious that they are both right and both wrong! Empedocles and Anaxagorus really bring that together. Democritus gets a few licks into the argument too...", she says as she writhes in the chair across from you.

She jumps up and grabs your hand, pulling you close. She kisses you passionately on the mouth, her hands groping up your back. You feel your knees begin to weaken and feel rubbery.

She breaks her liplock on you and says, "Let's go somewhere private."

Good ole philosophy, it turns the babes on every time.