The Drakes of Heaven and Earth.
Fairy Tail:[Shocked] WHAT!?!
Happy: It can't be!
Natsu Dragneel: Somebody's gotta win!
Gray Fullbuster: You two must just be too drunk to do it right!
Hap: Yeah! And Claire must just stink at it!
CA&CG:[Snapping back] I KNOW WHAT I'M DOING!
CS:[Confronting Happy] And you think I suck at fourtune-telling?!
Hap: Yeah!...Or maybe you need to try another method!
CS:[Sinister] Well...I do know a few methods that work really well...But I'll need you to help me Happy...
Hap:[Oblivious] Aye! So what do you need me for?
CS:[Same tone] Oh...You'll be crucial to them...But first...Earth Priestess: Spores of Slumber![A trail of magic spores flowed from her gentle blow, snaking it's way to Romeo, causing him to fall asleep.]
Macao Conbolt: Romeo?![Angry] What have you done to my boy?!
CS: Relax...I just put him to sleep...He'll be awake and well rested in an hour or two...Besides...I don't wanna traumatize the poor kid...
Master Makarov Dreyar: And why would he be traumatized?!
[Claire picked Happy up, then set him down on a table.]
CS: Because...Happy's gonna help me with Extispicy...And if that doesn't work..Haruspicy...[FYI: Both involve the sacrifice of an animal.]
Hap:[Oblivious] Aye!
MMD:[Under his breath] She can't be serious...
CA: Extispicy and Haruspicy...Why do they sound so familiar...?
Levy McGarden: Yeah...I think I read about them years ago...But what were they...?
Nab Lasaro:[Under his breath] Poor naive little Happy...
Freed Justine: Wait!...Isn't that...
Evergreen: She's joking...Right?
Bickslow:[Chuckles] Dumb cat...
Laxus Dreyar:[With his camcorder ready] This'll be interesting...
CS: Gray...I'll also need your help...when I give you this signal[👍] I want you to freeze the table...And only the table...
GF:[Readying himself] Alright...
CS: So Happy...You like fish, don't you?!
Hap: Nope...I LOVE FISH!
CS: Good...[She lays a hand on Happy]...Because...[She pulled a Karambit knife, fashioned from a Freesian Lion fang from it's sheathe behind her. Resting it's sharp pointed tip just below Happy's ribs.] BECAUSE I'M GONNA GUT YOU LIKE A FISH!
Fairy Tail:[Scared] AAAAAAAHHH!!!
Lucy Heartfilia:[Scared] AAAAAAAHHH!!!
Hap:[Terrified] AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!! WHAT!?! WHY!?!
CS: Because I need to use your entrails to use both methods...Then you'll be sleeping with the fishes!
Hap:[Weeping uncontrollably. Begging] 😿🙀😿🙀😿🙀 No! Please! I don't wanna di-hi-hie!!!
[Happy was so terrified, he soiled himself.]
CS:[👍]
[With that signal, Gray froze the table...And Happy's urine with it.]
CS:[She pulls off the blade from Happy] See![Pointing at the frozen feline urine] It reads as a tie!...Of course...She returns the blade back to the same spot] If you still aren't satisfied, I could always gut you...
Happy:[Terrified] No no no! I'm sorry! You were right the first time! You're an amazing fourtune-teller!
CS:[She Sheaths her blade] That's all I needed to hear...[She casts a spell on Romeo to awaken him]
Romeo Conbolt: *Yawns!* What happened?!
CS:[In a sweet manner] It seems you dosed off kiddo!
RC: Really?! So did the other methods work?!
CS: They sure did!...And we got the same answer...
CG: Alright...How 'bout I try some Crystallomancy...[Clay uses his Magic and the surrounding magic to form a Crystal Ball from a Raw Lacrima he made. Gazing into it, he sees many obscure futures...Some brief flashes from far-off possible futures...Some short scenes of distant possible futures...Slightly longer scenes of near possible futures...Until it showed Elfman declaring both Cana and him as victors.] Same results...
Mirajane Strauss: Oh! I think it's been an hour already!
Elfman Strauss: It sure has...Alright! It's decided! Cana Alberona and Clayton Grimm have officially tied!
Fairy Tail:[Disappointed] Awwwwww....
CA: Finally...
CG: Thank god...
Both: I really gotta pee!
[They both hurry to the bathroom.]
CG:[Coming out. Relieved] *Ahhh!*...Glad it's over and done...
CA:[Coming out. Relieved, yet slightly stumbling] Couldn't agree more...Well...Imma call it a night...[She stumbles towards the guild exit] Goodnight everyone...[She stumbles into an empty chair] Who put this chair in front of me?!
CG: I think you're too drunk to walk back to your home...[Clay helps pick Cana back up] Come on...
Happy: It can't be!
Natsu Dragneel: Somebody's gotta win!
Gray Fullbuster: You two must just be too drunk to do it right!
Hap: Yeah! And Claire must just stink at it!
CA&CG:[Snapping back] I KNOW WHAT I'M DOING!
CS:[Confronting Happy] And you think I suck at fourtune-telling?!
Hap: Yeah!...Or maybe you need to try another method!
CS:[Sinister] Well...I do know a few methods that work really well...But I'll need you to help me Happy...
Hap:[Oblivious] Aye! So what do you need me for?
CS:[Same tone] Oh...You'll be crucial to them...But first...Earth Priestess: Spores of Slumber![A trail of magic spores flowed from her gentle blow, snaking it's way to Romeo, causing him to fall asleep.]
Macao Conbolt: Romeo?![Angry] What have you done to my boy?!
CS: Relax...I just put him to sleep...He'll be awake and well rested in an hour or two...Besides...I don't wanna traumatize the poor kid...
Master Makarov Dreyar: And why would he be traumatized?!
[Claire picked Happy up, then set him down on a table.]
CS: Because...Happy's gonna help me with Extispicy...And if that doesn't work..Haruspicy...[FYI: Both involve the sacrifice of an animal.]
Hap:[Oblivious] Aye!
MMD:[Under his breath] She can't be serious...
CA: Extispicy and Haruspicy...Why do they sound so familiar...?
Levy McGarden: Yeah...I think I read about them years ago...But what were they...?
Nab Lasaro:[Under his breath] Poor naive little Happy...
Freed Justine: Wait!...Isn't that...
Evergreen: She's joking...Right?
Bickslow:[Chuckles] Dumb cat...
Laxus Dreyar:[With his camcorder ready] This'll be interesting...
CS: Gray...I'll also need your help...when I give you this signal[👍] I want you to freeze the table...And only the table...
GF:[Readying himself] Alright...
CS: So Happy...You like fish, don't you?!
Hap: Nope...I LOVE FISH!
CS: Good...[She lays a hand on Happy]...Because...[She pulled a Karambit knife, fashioned from a Freesian Lion fang from it's sheathe behind her. Resting it's sharp pointed tip just below Happy's ribs.] BECAUSE I'M GONNA GUT YOU LIKE A FISH!
Fairy Tail:[Scared] AAAAAAAHHH!!!
Lucy Heartfilia:[Scared] AAAAAAAHHH!!!
Hap:[Terrified] AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!! WHAT!?! WHY!?!
CS: Because I need to use your entrails to use both methods...Then you'll be sleeping with the fishes!
Hap:[Weeping uncontrollably. Begging] 😿🙀😿🙀😿🙀 No! Please! I don't wanna di-hi-hie!!!
[Happy was so terrified, he soiled himself.]
CS:[👍]
[With that signal, Gray froze the table...And Happy's urine with it.]
CS:[She pulls off the blade from Happy] See![Pointing at the frozen feline urine] It reads as a tie!...Of course...She returns the blade back to the same spot] If you still aren't satisfied, I could always gut you...
Happy:[Terrified] No no no! I'm sorry! You were right the first time! You're an amazing fourtune-teller!
CS:[She Sheaths her blade] That's all I needed to hear...[She casts a spell on Romeo to awaken him]
Romeo Conbolt: *Yawns!* What happened?!
CS:[In a sweet manner] It seems you dosed off kiddo!
RC: Really?! So did the other methods work?!
CS: They sure did!...And we got the same answer...
CG: Alright...How 'bout I try some Crystallomancy...[Clay uses his Magic and the surrounding magic to form a Crystal Ball from a Raw Lacrima he made. Gazing into it, he sees many obscure futures...Some brief flashes from far-off possible futures...Some short scenes of distant possible futures...Slightly longer scenes of near possible futures...Until it showed Elfman declaring both Cana and him as victors.] Same results...
Mirajane Strauss: Oh! I think it's been an hour already!
Elfman Strauss: It sure has...Alright! It's decided! Cana Alberona and Clayton Grimm have officially tied!
Fairy Tail:[Disappointed] Awwwwww....
CA: Finally...
CG: Thank god...
Both: I really gotta pee!
[They both hurry to the bathroom.]
CG:[Coming out. Relieved] *Ahhh!*...Glad it's over and done...
CA:[Coming out. Relieved, yet slightly stumbling] Couldn't agree more...Well...Imma call it a night...[She stumbles towards the guild exit] Goodnight everyone...[She stumbles into an empty chair] Who put this chair in front of me?!
CG: I think you're too drunk to walk back to your home...[Clay helps pick Cana back up] Come on...