Extend the Story - Add a Room

Fairy Tail:[Shocked] WHAT!?!

Happy: It can't be!

Natsu Dragneel: Somebody's gotta win!

Gray Fullbuster: You two must just be too drunk to do it right!

Hap: Yeah! And Claire must just stink at it!

CA&CG:[Snapping back] I KNOW WHAT I'M DOING!

CS:[Confronting Happy] And you think I suck at fourtune-telling?!

Hap: Yeah!...Or maybe you need to try another method!

CS:[Sinister] Well...I do know a few methods that work really well...But I'll need you to help me Happy...

Hap:[Oblivious] Aye! So what do you need me for?

CS:[Same tone] Oh...You'll be crucial to them...But first...Earth Priestess: Spores of Slumber![A trail of magic spores flowed from her gentle blow, snaking it's way to Romeo, causing him to fall asleep.]

Macao Conbolt: Romeo?![Angry] What have you done to my boy?!

CS: Relax...I just put him to sleep...He'll be awake and well rested in an hour or two...Besides...I don't wanna traumatize the poor kid...

Master Makarov Dreyar: And why would he be traumatized?!

[Claire picked Happy up, then set him down on a table.]

CS: Because...Happy's gonna help me with Extispicy...And if that doesn't work..Haruspicy...[FYI: Both involve the sacrifice of an animal.]

Hap:[Oblivious] Aye!

MMD:[Under his breath] She can't be serious...

CA: Extispicy and Haruspicy...Why do they sound so familiar...?

Levy McGarden: Yeah...I think I read about them years ago...But what were they...?

Nab Lasaro:[Under his breath] Poor naive little Happy...

Freed Justine: Wait!...Isn't that...

Evergreen: She's joking...Right?

Bickslow:[Chuckles] Dumb cat...

Laxus Dreyar:[With his camcorder ready] This'll be interesting...

CS: Gray...I'll also need your help...when I give you this signal[👍] I want you to freeze the table...And only the table...

GF:[Readying himself] Alright...

CS: So Happy...You like fish, don't you?!

Hap: Nope...I LOVE FISH!

CS: Good...[She lays a hand on Happy]...Because...[She pulled a Karambit knife, fashioned from a Freesian Lion fang from it's sheathe behind her. Resting it's sharp pointed tip just below Happy's ribs.] BECAUSE I'M GONNA GUT YOU LIKE A FISH!

Fairy Tail:[Scared] AAAAAAAHHH!!!

Lucy Heartfilia:[Scared] AAAAAAAHHH!!!

Hap:[Terrified] AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!! WHAT!?! WHY!?!

CS: Because I need to use your entrails to use both methods...Then you'll be sleeping with the fishes!

Hap:[Weeping uncontrollably. Begging] 😿🙀😿🙀😿🙀 No! Please! I don't wanna di-hi-hie!!!

[Happy was so terrified, he soiled himself.]

CS:[👍]

[With that signal, Gray froze the table...And Happy's urine with it.]

CS:[She pulls off the blade from Happy] See![Pointing at the frozen feline urine] It reads as a tie!...Of course...She returns the blade back to the same spot] If you still aren't satisfied, I could always gut you...

Happy:[Terrified] No no no! I'm sorry! You were right the first time! You're an amazing fourtune-teller!

CS:[She Sheaths her blade] That's all I needed to hear...[She casts a spell on Romeo to awaken him]

Romeo Conbolt: *Yawns!* What happened?!

CS:[In a sweet manner] It seems you dosed off kiddo!

RC: Really?! So did the other methods work?!

CS: They sure did!...And we got the same answer...

CG: Alright...How 'bout I try some Crystallomancy...[Clay uses his Magic and the surrounding magic to form a Crystal Ball from a Raw Lacrima he made. Gazing into it, he sees many obscure futures...Some brief flashes from far-off possible futures...Some short scenes of distant possible futures...Slightly longer scenes of near possible futures...Until it showed Elfman declaring both Cana and him as victors.] Same results...

Mirajane Strauss: Oh! I think it's been an hour already!

Elfman Strauss: It sure has...Alright! It's decided! Cana Alberona and Clayton Grimm have officially tied!

Fairy Tail:[Disappointed] Awwwwww....

CA: Finally...

CG: Thank god...

Both: I really gotta pee!

[They both hurry to the bathroom.]

CG:[Coming out. Relieved] *Ahhh!*...Glad it's over and done...

CA:[Coming out. Relieved, yet slightly stumbling] Couldn't agree more...Well...Imma call it a night...[She stumbles towards the guild exit] Goodnight everyone...[She stumbles into an empty chair] Who put this chair in front of me?!

CG: I think you're too drunk to walk back to your home...[Clay helps pick Cana back up] Come on...

"You can crash at my place"