A Man's Change

You take out your mobile and call your friend Jake.

"Wassup man?"
"Hey can you pick me up?"
"Sure man, but what's wrong with your voice?"
"I ain't myself today. Just pick me up from outside my house."
"Alright man. Cya"

He hangs up the phone. You wait five minutes before you see his car ride up. He looks you up and down.

"Hey baby, where's Julian?"
"I'm Julian."
"Oh, you're Julia? You go to my school?"
"I'm in your class! I'm your best friend!"
"Yeah babe, I can be your best friend. Get in babe."

A bit shocked with your friend, you decide whether or not to get in the car.