Cartonia

You go back to the cave frustrated with your efforts. A wizard eventually comes out after making you wait for hours. You can tell by his poor quality robes and matted unkept furn he is a low level wizard.

“Whaaaaat?” He drolles.

“Sir, the state of my unit and this camp I’m general is horrendous! We cannot allow...” you cut off as the wizard laughs outright at you and begins to turn away.