Road Trip
The cowboy closes his eyes in ecstasy as you beat his massive meat from behind him. He’s got his eyes closed and his head leaning back.
Suddenly a deer darts across the road in front of the horse and freaks the horse out.
The horse bucks and the cowboy, who wasn’t paying attention, falls off the horse and breaks his neck.
You look down at him: his neck is twisted, his body is scraped and bloody, and his 16 inch trouser snake is hanging out of his zipper.
Suddenly a deer darts across the road in front of the horse and freaks the horse out.
The horse bucks and the cowboy, who wasn’t paying attention, falls off the horse and breaks his neck.
You look down at him: his neck is twisted, his body is scraped and bloody, and his 16 inch trouser snake is hanging out of his zipper.