You are a Cockroach

Bill turns and looks at you, "hey listen, if ya wanna see something really cool but you can't tell my wife Hillary, take a look at this."

Bill whips out his wallet from under his 4th leg and shows you a picture." This is a picture of me and Monica before I turned into a Cockroach. She just couldn't keep her hands off this Cock...roach. hahaha"

You decide you had talked to Bill long enough and make your way out of the wall.