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MA: Mature Audiences - Adult
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YOULL BE LUCKY YOU CHEEKY BLEEDER CURRIES COST GOOD FUCKING MONEY ARE YOU PLEASED SPURS PLAYING AT WEMBLEY
You have 5 choices:
say youre well chuffed
say you couldnt give a fucking monkeys
say you hate fucking soccer
ask if his sister is into wearing shitty panties
impersonate prince singing purple rain