A Random Story
You punch him in the nuts so hard, he screams a bit.
"Ow, that hurts, the hell?" During which Darth Vader's mask comes off and it is revealed to just be an older fan dressed up as Darth Vader.
"Really, you're just a fan? I was certain it'd be the Real Deal" you said.
"Look man, I'm sorry, I came from a Star Wars convention and people thought I looked the part, so my instincts took over and I literally thought I was Darth Vader."
"Wait, there's a Star Wars convention? How come nobody told me? Is it over?" You ask all these questions.
"Yeah there is one, near here, across from the hospital at the Convention Center, it's not over yet, it ends in an hour. You should go."
"Ow, that hurts, the hell?" During which Darth Vader's mask comes off and it is revealed to just be an older fan dressed up as Darth Vader.
"Really, you're just a fan? I was certain it'd be the Real Deal" you said.
"Look man, I'm sorry, I came from a Star Wars convention and people thought I looked the part, so my instincts took over and I literally thought I was Darth Vader."
"Wait, there's a Star Wars convention? How come nobody told me? Is it over?" You ask all these questions.
"Yeah there is one, near here, across from the hospital at the Convention Center, it's not over yet, it ends in an hour. You should go."