A Random Story

"... Darth Vader?"

Darth Vader ignores your surprise and simply states, "Join me, and together we'll rule the galaxy as father and son!"

Your face is overcome with both horror and surprise. "You-you're my father?"

"Search your feelings, you KNOW it to be true!" Darth Vader replies, as he points his lightsaber towards your chest. "Now, do you accept my offer? Or will you be struck down?"

What do you do?