A Thing

You call the police and in 2 seconds 20 police cars have already arrived at the scene. Five officers get out and ask you what happened all at the exact same time in the exact same voice. You tell the officers what happened and that the seagull just died out of nowhere. Of course the officers don't believe your story and decide to have you arrested for the murder of a seagull that turns out to be a famous British celebrity.

You are taken to prison on a life sentence.