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A Thing
Written by
Zanic714
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PG: Parental Guidance Suggested
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You walk outside. A seagull flies down to you and says, "Hi, man, my name is Dan! I'm gonna take you on an adventure plan! Step one: Yum!" and then he dies.
You have 5 choices:
Call the police
Call your mother
Mourn Dan's death
Eat Dan
Go home