Blind Date

The shot goes down in a firey ball, literally! Suddenly, you see flames pouring out of your mouth and your hair catches fire!!

"Put it out! Put it out!", you scream, hands waving in the air.

Sara jumps up and grabs a glass from a nearby table. WHOOOOSH! The flames go even higher (what was THAT guy drinking!).

You run around the table, screaming like a little girl!!!

Suddenly, the restaurant's sprinkler system turns on and puts you out.

You stand in the middle of the soaked restaurant, mostly bald with blackened clothing. Your face has several burns on it and you reek of smoke.

The ambulance interupts your date and Sara goes home alone. Smooth move, hotshot. Next time, put the shot out BEFORE you drink it!

THE END
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