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A great booming voice from the sky declares:
"That doesn't work moron!"
So you kill the voice with mind-bullets
You have 3 choices:
Use your bullety power on random people
Use your bullety power on the pea/pee/fridge/teleporter/tooth whiner salesman
Shout 'yickety yickety yoo' because you can