Dark Secrets

"All this fighting is ridiculous." You say. "I'm a lover not a fighter." you wink and elbow her hard in the arm moving your eyebrows up and down. "Huh? huh?" you say.
"What in the world are you talking about?" she asks.
"C'mon...huh?" you say still elbowing.
"Oh alright." she says dropping the gun. She begins to take her clothes off. You put your hands over your eyes as though you don't want to see but there are obviously large gaps between your fingers.

Now almost fully undressed she looks even better than you could have imagined. At the moment, however, the only thing you can feel is the promise ring you are wearing that you got in boyscouts.
"Well?" she says.

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