Dark Secrets

You decide to hit it and so you do. After it's all over you look over at her in the bed and she has a funny smirk on her face.
"What's so funny?" you ask a little bit embarrassed. She goes on to explain that she is host of an STD that completes every stage in the disease within 15 minutes. Horrified you look down at your own body as it begins to shrink away. You should have kept the snake in its cage.
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