Soviet Head Leadership

As you are looking for a weapon you hear the door break down. You try to hide behind your desk. You can hear the slow footsteps of Wilford and his men. You move a little and bump into your desk. All you hear is the creaking of the desk as it slides a little on the hard wood floor. You flinch knowing that you are doomed. You hear Wilford say, "My name is Wilford B. Brimley. With the power in me I order all Soviets to be killed. Open fire men." You hear a quick round of gunshots slam into your desk. You flinch because you think you are dead. But then it seems as you were not hit. You laugh but then feel a sharp pain in your stomach as you fall down. The last thing thing you hear is Wilford laughing and saying, "Right in the belly!"

You have 1 choice: