Soviet Head Leadership

As you are sitting down you slowly fall asleep. When you wake up you hear alarms going throughout the building. They are so loud that it feels like your eardrums have been shattered. You look out the window and see a bright flash. As your vision clarifies you can see troops in the hangar running. You wonder why and call the front desk that is in your building. No answer. You call them again. Finally an answer. But it is not your Secretary, nor is it any assistant that you recognize. You ask who it is and they reply that it is a soldier of the 36th legion. You remember that you have no 36th legion. He says, "The 36th legion of the US spy force." You yell at him and ask him what his name is. He replies, "Colonel Wilford B. Brimley. Who is this?" You know that it is an American Soldier that has infiltrated the base. That must be what the alarm was for. You answer that you are an American Spy also in another room. But your American accent is not that good. He says, "Wait a sec. you sound Russian. You are a Soviet! Oh your in trouble buck o. I'm comin' for you. I am bringing a legion with me!