The Stranded Island

The year is 2020, you have 2 kids and a wife. You are at home, sleeping in the middle of the day when all of a sudden you hear a loud knock on the door. You are startled and fall off the bed from the bottle of water with arsenic you drank on accident. You walk drunkly to the door and ask the mail man, "WHAT THE HECK YOU DOING MAN, WAKING ME UP IN THE MIDDLE OF MY SLEEP." The mail man replied saying "I have some mail for you, sorry for disturbing your sleep." .....