The Stranded Island

You slam the door on him feeling drunk you start walking back to bed. The mail man feeling angry starts cursing, takes your mail, and runs away. While you where walking you fell to the floor and went to sleep. You wake up to your wife hitting you in the head with a pan. You start cringing from the pain and said "Why, would you ever do that?" Your wife replies saying "Maybe you shouldn't be drinking so much, come let's eat."