Let's Get this Bread
You wait for the man to greet you.
The man seems deep in thought, so you sit down and inspect the dome. Nothing seems suspect, though you are getting very bored.
After an hour, the man decides to greet you.
He tells you that he is a former President of the United States, and to prove it to you, he shows you his Birth Certificate. It shows that he was born in Hawaii, but you're not sure, since you recall people in America claiming he was born in Kenya. The man, who you now realize was the 44th President of the U.S., Barack Obama, stays silent for a long time after that. You don't want to be rude, so you don't interrupt him, but you're getting impatient and angry. You keep silent, letting him think, until you can't bear it.
"Why am I here?" you ask angrily. "And why was a tiny penguin in a tuxedo yelling the word 'BREAD'?"
The man starts default dancing for absolutely no reason. While default dancing, he says that you were hired by the U.S. government to stop the evil penguins from stealing the one thing that keeps America alive: Bread.
You are very confused at this revelation, and ask him why America needs Bread to stay alive.
The man seems deep in thought, so you sit down and inspect the dome. Nothing seems suspect, though you are getting very bored.
After an hour, the man decides to greet you.
He tells you that he is a former President of the United States, and to prove it to you, he shows you his Birth Certificate. It shows that he was born in Hawaii, but you're not sure, since you recall people in America claiming he was born in Kenya. The man, who you now realize was the 44th President of the U.S., Barack Obama, stays silent for a long time after that. You don't want to be rude, so you don't interrupt him, but you're getting impatient and angry. You keep silent, letting him think, until you can't bear it.
"Why am I here?" you ask angrily. "And why was a tiny penguin in a tuxedo yelling the word 'BREAD'?"
The man starts default dancing for absolutely no reason. While default dancing, he says that you were hired by the U.S. government to stop the evil penguins from stealing the one thing that keeps America alive: Bread.
You are very confused at this revelation, and ask him why America needs Bread to stay alive.