Let's Get this Bread

Barack Obama continues to default dance. He says that Bread powers America and is not only used as a food source.

Evil, bread-hungry penguins are trying to take America's Bread, and you, according to Obama, were recruited by him specifically to help save the Bread in a mission. Obama also shows you a picture of their leader, who they call Big Boy Penguin. Big Boy Penguin does not seem very intimidating, you tell Obama. Obama assures you that Big Boy Penguin is actually very dangerous.

Obama stops default dancing.

As you hear Obama vibrantly explain more about the evil penguins, your memories of the place you are in come back; you were sent here 5 months ago to get in peak physical condition for your mission. A few days ago, the penguins, one of whom was the tiny penguin you saw earlier, invaded the facility and managed to make you sleep and clear your memory of the mission. Their pills wore off, though, and you woke up around a day ago, right before Obama managed to remove the penguins from the facility.

As Obama speaks, you regain your memory; Obama was right; you are a recruit, and the government is counting on you to help save their Bread.

You feel frightened and unready.

You are faced with a decision: Do you tell Obama you cannot do the mission, or do you go ahead with the mission?
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