Blind Date

"To a wild night", you yell!

"All the way!", she yells back, finishing off her glass.

BAM!!! Your head falls face forward into your steak. Out like a light.

Through your drunken haze you hear Sara finishing her meal. She tries to awake you before leaving, but she has no luck.

"Good night, thanks for the meal!", she says, "Too bad you've already passed out, I'll have to find a party without you."

The manager puts you in a cab and you are taken home with a splitting headache. Cardinal rule, never drink on an empty stomach!!

THE END
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