Blind Date

She watches in shock as you push the rest of your steak into your mouth and an entire potato.

You nearly choke, trying to swallow it all. You reach across the table and grab the chicken from her plate.

"HEY!", she shouts as you tear into her food.

She frowns at you and begins to mutter as you gobble all of the food down.

"You jerk.", she says with a cold glare.

"Hope you enjoyed the meal, because you aren't getting any dessert.", she says sweetly, leaving you alone at the table as she goes out the front door.

You laugh through the mouthfull of food as you watch her slam the door. No dessert, what's SHE talking about? The menu had LOTS of dessert, you can have anything you want!!! Can't you?

THE END
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