Blind Date
"I am not worthy to be forgiven, oh great one!!!!", you say, prostrating yourself and bowing towards her.
Sara begins to turn red, looking around at the other people in the restaurant with embarrassment.
"Ok, that's enough, I forgive you.", she says, a nervous smile on her face.
"OHHHH MERCIFUL ONE! I am SOOOOO ashamed at my behaviour! I was growing faint with hunger! My utmost apologies for the rudeness that I have displayed by actually EATING the food that was set before me! What could I have been thinking?!!? WOE IS ME!!!!", you shout out.
Sara is really embarrassed by this point, giving the people around her nervous smiles inbetween glares at you.
"Is there a problem here?", asks the manager.
"I AM BUT A LOWLY INGRATE! STARVED AND RUDE, FORGIVE ME!!!!!", you bellow, while bowing towards Sara.
The manager looks at you and Sara, then looks at the other people in the restaurant.
"I'm afraid that I'm going to have to ask you to leave now.", he says.
You continue to grovel as the two of you are ushered out the door by the manager and the waiters.
Sara doesn't see the humour of the situation and calls a cab from outside the restaurant. You go home alone.
What was her problem? You think to yourself. You wouldn't have wanted to stay with a woman with no sense of humour anyway.
THE END
Sara begins to turn red, looking around at the other people in the restaurant with embarrassment.
"Ok, that's enough, I forgive you.", she says, a nervous smile on her face.
"OHHHH MERCIFUL ONE! I am SOOOOO ashamed at my behaviour! I was growing faint with hunger! My utmost apologies for the rudeness that I have displayed by actually EATING the food that was set before me! What could I have been thinking?!!? WOE IS ME!!!!", you shout out.
Sara is really embarrassed by this point, giving the people around her nervous smiles inbetween glares at you.
"Is there a problem here?", asks the manager.
"I AM BUT A LOWLY INGRATE! STARVED AND RUDE, FORGIVE ME!!!!!", you bellow, while bowing towards Sara.
The manager looks at you and Sara, then looks at the other people in the restaurant.
"I'm afraid that I'm going to have to ask you to leave now.", he says.
You continue to grovel as the two of you are ushered out the door by the manager and the waiters.
Sara doesn't see the humour of the situation and calls a cab from outside the restaurant. You go home alone.
What was her problem? You think to yourself. You wouldn't have wanted to stay with a woman with no sense of humour anyway.
THE END
