Time Traveller

"Where's the best place in this here town?" you ask, careful to use the Wild West accent.

"Well, stranger, I'd say that'd have to be the saloon!"

She waves towards a grimy looking building that sounds really rowdy.

"How about a drink?" She asks. You nod, hiding your camera. Much as you'd like a picture of a saloon, you don't think your camera will be well-accepted by the cowboys.