Blind Date
The room goes blurry as you polish off the drink.
The lady in the tight black leather turns to you.
"Are you okay", she asks.
You smile through squinted eyes, open your mouth to tell her that you are fine, and puke all over her.
She turns green and her eyes water. The bartender comes up and asks if she needs a tower. She pukes right into his face!
From there it just gets worse. You end up taking a cab home that night and remember your father's warning to you, never drink on an empty stomach!
THE END
The lady in the tight black leather turns to you.
"Are you okay", she asks.
You smile through squinted eyes, open your mouth to tell her that you are fine, and puke all over her.
She turns green and her eyes water. The bartender comes up and asks if she needs a tower. She pukes right into his face!
From there it just gets worse. You end up taking a cab home that night and remember your father's warning to you, never drink on an empty stomach!
THE END
