Blind Date

"Really? You know Doug? I never knew! Are you sure he's gay?", the woman asks.

"Oh yes, I'm positive.", you reply seriously.

"Well that's just great! Why me!!!", she exclaims upset.

She gets up from the bar and leaves the restaurant before you can say another word.

As you watch the restaurant door close behind her, a large man with no neck comes out of the man's washroom and sits at the bar.

"Hey, have you seen Debbie?", he asks.