Blind Date

You grab the leather, getting a great feel. The girl jumps from her barstool and yells "DOUG!!!"

Doug? You wonder to yourself. Suddenly, a HUGE man with no neck comes charging from the man's washroom! Oh oh...

Doug's hamfists begin to pummel you into mush. It's not so bad, after the fifth punch, you lose most of the feeling to your face and body.

When Sara returned from the bathroom, she was pretty upset. She left you at the bar to find your own way home.

But really, all told, it wasn't your fault. How can you not grab at tight black leather?

THE END
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