Blind Date
You give the fiddler $100 and return to your seat.
The fiddler stops playing at the table he was at and goes straight over to you. He begins a slow romantic song, rolling his head and walking around you.
"Not yet, buddy. Wait for my date to come back!", you tell the fiddler.
He continues to play, obviously wanting you to get your money's worth.
Frustrated, you tell him again, "Look, fiddler-boy, wait for the girl and THEN come back!"
The fiddler plays on. You are quite the spectacle, a single guy at a table with a fiddler playing you romantic music.
What do you do?
The fiddler stops playing at the table he was at and goes straight over to you. He begins a slow romantic song, rolling his head and walking around you.
"Not yet, buddy. Wait for my date to come back!", you tell the fiddler.
He continues to play, obviously wanting you to get your money's worth.
Frustrated, you tell him again, "Look, fiddler-boy, wait for the girl and THEN come back!"
The fiddler plays on. You are quite the spectacle, a single guy at a table with a fiddler playing you romantic music.
What do you do?